#Food for #Thought

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  • Maybe instead of “climate change” being the issue, honey bees are dying in large numbers due to diabetes
  • Why would “soul-mate” sound so damn similar to “cell-mate?”
  • By today’s standards, Lionel Richie in the “Hello” music video was basically the stalker of a blind woman
  • Cancer is just mold on living things… cut out the mold and eat the rest
  • Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies the fuck as far away as possible
  • Sometimes, blindness would be a better alternative to constantly seeing people’s true colors
  • How many ants does it take to bring a giant to his knees? All of them
  • Soup or man? Its a question…
  • Dogmatic Genetic Engineering vs. Narcissistic Genetic Engineering – Which future will it be?
  • One must first measure up to one’s own standards before someone seeking the same standards sees one as one in a million
  • Just think of it like this. Nobody likes shit. So… If you scare the shit out of people, its actually a good thing. Duh
  • How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them
  • If obvious were an earth bound element, would it be called obvisium?
  • When oil painters paint nice paintings of women but the women they paint aren’t as nice
  • Why would a warrior worry her?
  • Everytime you write “lol” think of the Starwars TIE fighter
  • Frankly if I was a badass warrior from the darkside I would have a saber that emits no light
  • If you’ve tried for 40 years, but are still confident you’ll get it right one of these times, does that mean you’re insane?
  • What does’t kill you sometimes makes you a helpless vegetable. But, that only means you’re finally good to eat
  • Is it even possible to simply swim into a 20′ great white shark’s mouth and end in its belly without being chomped?
  • The most interesting man in the world: “I do not always have sex but when I do, it is with dos sexies.”
  • If you had a time machine, would you return to the time when ignorance was bliss?
  • If I had a mockingbird I would name it “Tequila”… get it? “Tequila Mockingbird”
  • When life gives you potatoes, make french fries
  • PSA: To cuss is to talk shit. To [dis cuss] is to not talk shit. So, don’t cuss when you discuss
  • Baby wombat be all like, “where’s the womb at?”
  • What if Aunt Gemima was jus sayin she “ain’t yo momma” but he loved her maple syrup so much?
  • Think I need far sighted glasses cause people always look better from a distance
  • If what you want is what you need then the rolling stones
  • Stupid is as stupid does and when stupid does stupid on point, is stupid awesome or wha?
  • All roads lead to Rome and its all Greek to me
  • ‪#‎AntsLivesMatterToo‬
  • Say what you mean. Mean what you say. IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND???
  • Lets face it. Only reason sidewalks come arrAnged n squares is so we can walk sttaight
  • When in doubt, stay classy
#Food for #Thought